MEMBERS
MICHAEL
CEO & CFO
He played a wild cash game and then a wild tournament game. He got lucky on his last all in to win with just King High and somehow banked 9 points when he should have never even been on the final table. He got lucky and he will take it.
RALPH aka PAWS
CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
Ralph was angry about cash game, tournament, traffic, and most of all the new pizza dues. He left by saying "I need to get the hell out of this house" So basically a normal game for him.
ALAN
CHINESE AMBASSADOR
We learned something new about Alan.... He's not that good at math which is shocking. He jammed all in over and over but it finally caught up to him. Still in the middle of the pack so he needs to score big here on out.
DEAN
TEAM MEDIC
Dean hit a set on the turn but got burnt on the river against a flush in a three way all in. He was either going to be a chip leader or sent home. He went home...
PLAYERS
ASH
CHIEF OF CIGARS
Fake Ash knocked out Fake Karina in a big all in. Then Fake Ash lost every all in after, one with Kings, One With Queens, & was sent to his fake home real fast.
TONI
HOUSE BOOKIE
Toni won the football pool for a cool grand but then got bounced early in the tournament. Couldn't get much traction but still abused our wonderful CEO with one liners...
GREG
STATISTICIAN
Greg tried to build a quick stack but instead had a quick exit. I wasn't a witness but heard tow big hands doomed him. Always next game...
LOU
PROJECT MANAGER
Lou did what Lou always does... Wine (Check) Cash Game Win (Check) Leave tournament fast cause he wants to go home (Check)
Mission Accomplished...
MICHAEL
ASSISTANT TO THE TRAVELING SECRETARY
Michael, along with Moff & Mino, went on an insane roller coaster ride to get the points he got. He finished 4th in the longest game in our history...
KARINA
TRAVELING SECRETARY
Fake Karina got bounced by Fake Ash when she ran into Fake Ash Kings. She would of folded the pocket sevens for sure, but Fake Karina couldn't...
DOM
BARISTA
There is no way Dom is really related to Joe, it's impossible. Dom scored some points and is in the running for the third quarter prize. Needs a good showing next game and it's possible he takes home 1500...
MIKE
TANNING
Mike Tan changed his game a bit this game to get out of his yearly rut and it seemed to work as he had his best showing with 6 points. It's a start and could lead to a fourth quarter surge to grab some end of the year prizes.
JOE MOFF
UMPIRE
I think we need to drug test this man before each game as this will be brought up by me at the next board meeting. Can't argue his play though, scored 8 points and is on top for the quarter with a game to go and 3rd overall. He has alot going for him even though he's more concentrated on how many pizza slices he can eat for $10.
BRIAN
IMPULSE GAMBLER
Brian banged 1st place and ten points in the longest game every played in our history, 16 Levels / 4 Hours! He was neck and neck with Mino at the end and hit the coin flip to win the game. Hes one point behind in the quarter so next game can use another 10 points to secure 1500...