MEMBERS
MICHAEL
CEO & CFO
Can't Win. Anywhere. The Outfit I wore, No Good. The Lights In The House, No Good. The AC, No Good. All In Ace 8 vs 5-6, No Good. Just No Good.
RALPH aka PAWS
CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
Paws Drank A Blonde Espresso Barn Grown Oats & Hay Silky Smooth Super Duper Extra Caramel Glaze Ice Coffee From Starbucks & Got Knocked Out Right Away.
ALAN
CHINESE AMBASSADOR
Alan Had A "Listing" & Sent A Replacement. He Was Then Spotted On TV In Los Angeles At The Dodgers Game. Who Knows...
DEAN
TEAM MEDIC
Dean Was Exhausted From Playing Slots In AC & Ended Up Out Early. He Rather Just Hit The Button In AC Then Lift Cards Up Off The Table...
PLAYERS
KUSHA
MUSIC PRODUCER
Kusha Pulled Out The Calculator For Some Moves To Gain More Points. Some Disagreed But He Came In Third So His Abacus Was Right...
TONI
HOUSE BOOKIE
Toni Knocked Out 38 People In A Row But Then Lost Steam Towards The End. When She Didn't Flop Sets Anymore Her Chips Dried Up But Still A 4th Finish & Going For The First Quarter Prize...
GREG
STATISTICIAN
Greg Held On For Dear Life & Managed To Maximize His Points While Catching No Hands. He Was Literally Down To 1 Chip Before Leaving With 3 Well Deserved Points...
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LOU
PROJECT MANAGER
Lou Wins Or Loses At A Fast Pace. Well Yesterday Was A Win. Took The Game Down In Just 3.5 Hours, Got 400 Bucks, A Bottle Of Wine, & Two Bathroom Breaks. Nice Night.
DOM
BARISTA
MICHAEL
ASSISTANT TO THE TRAVELING SECRETARY
Michael Made Fun Of My Clothes Like I Always Made Fun Of Him In This Picture. I Now See Where His Pain Is Coming From. He Didn't Get Many Points Again Though, Slow Start...
MIKE
TANNING
ADNAN
AMAZON GURU
Adnan Kept Pushing & Getting Lucky, Crazy Combo When Working. He Scooped 2nd Place & 9 Points On A Wild Ride. Hopefully He Can Make Game 3 If Toni Doesn't Put Him On A Milk Carton.
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Dom Booked Another Good Game & In First Place Going Into Game 3 For The 1500 Quarter. No Pressure, Just His To Lose...
JOE MOFF
PRODUCE GUY
J Moff Slow Played The Two Pair & Got Burned On The Turn. 4 Card Straight Hit The Board & Buried Him. He Did Nail The Football Pool & Should Send A Thank You Card To The Lions As They Sucked Last Night...
Mike Tan DID NOT APPROVE The Light Bulbs, Said He Felt Like He Was Tanning Outside His Salons. Got Cooler-ed On A Two Pair Flopped Straight Flop & Was Doomsday From There.
BRIAN
IMPULSE GAMBLER
Brian Was Busy With Phone Calls, Candy, & Remotes Before He Went All In While Juggling All 4 Things. His Hand Didn't Hold Up And He Raced Mike Tan To The Front Door To Leave.
BILLY
GOODFELLA
Billy Played Solid & Lost A Massive Flip At The End To A 3 Outer Which Was Brutal. Toni Didn't Mind, She Laughed In His Face & Gave Him A Pat On The Back As He Walked Out...
DAVE
FIREFIGHTER
Dave Got Dealt Kings 22 Times. Only Problem: He Won 11 & Lost 11 Including A Brutal One Against KJ Which Lead To His Early Exit. If He Ever Gets Lucky He Will Move Up The Leader Board Fast.
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PETE
UNKNOWN
We Have Identified Pete. PS 32, Great Kills, Sea. He Joined The Group For The First Time & Pulled A Sneak Attack With AK But Toni Had The Miraculous Set Of Baby 3's & Pete Got Shook. Still Has Decent Points For The First Two Games...