MEMBERS
MICHAEL
CEO & CFO
He dodged alot of bullets but still managed to get 5 points when it should of been one. He got hit by the biggest bullet of them all though, he's finally out of first place. Maybe if he didn't have to make 13,582 tournament decisions he could concentrate more...
RALPH aka PAWS
CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
He pulled a Richie Aprile...
"Shrimp Parm. Go Fuck Yourself" He stated he no longer wants to play but I think his sugar is just completely out of wack. He bagged 4 points and still in the middle of the pack for overall.
ALAN
CHINESE AMBASSADOR
Alan performed a 3 minute hollywood high wire act performance to go all in with aces when he literally fooled no one with the free show. We weren't sure if he was having a seizure or a big hand. We determined big hand. He did bag 8 points so I guess he wins the Academy Award for the night.
DEAN
TEAM MEDIC
Dean was at the other table so I have no clue what went on there early on. A lot of noise but not many points for the kitchen crew last night.
PLAYERS
ASH
CHIEF OF CIGARS
Ash got lucky, then unlucky, then lucky, then unlucky, then lucky, then unlucky for a total of 6 points. He also told Lou he stinks 12 times for folding hands that should always be folding.
TONI
HOUSE BOOKIE
Toni did it again, 9 Points! She's got 18 and the lead going for the 2nd quarter prize. Pretty solid play considering shes running 29 football pools during the process...
GREG
STATISTICIAN
Kusha played for Greg and got caught... Toni slow playing aces led to Kush shoving with AJ and getting caught red handed in the cookie jar. He got Greg some points but not many...
LOU
PROJECT MANAGER
Lou had both an impressive wine game and card game bagging the first place and putting himself 2nd for the quarter. His All In rate tops everyone in the league thus far...
MICHAEL
ASSISTANT TO THE TRAVELING SECRETARY
Michael played a solid game and took over the lead from the CEO by one point. Playing for the 6 game prize next game is going to be interesting as he holds the advantage going in...
KARINA
TRAVELING SECRETARY
Karina got laid off and is currently traveling the world trying to budget her new unemployment benefits. In the meantime her replacement got coolered by the CEO and only got her 1 point.
DOM
BARISTA
Dom caught zero hands unfortunately and wasn't able to make a move until chips were low. Going card dead at the wrong time stings for sure. He did take down a win in the cash game so breaking even after a long day ain't that bad.
MIKE
TANNING
Mike Tan is stuck in a different groove then last year and its not adding up to the same points. Kitchen was loud but the players points were low.
JOE MOFF
UMPIRE
Joe Moff is now known as Joe "I'm never ever folding any pair" Moff. He either goes on a tear or he's out immediately. He did get unlucky in the tournament as it had nothing to do with being crazy.
BRIAN
IMPULSE GAMBLER
Brian was in two big pots but unfortunately neither panned out for him. He did have 45 gallons of Dunkin Donuts coffee ready though to make him feel better about the loss...